7 Pick up lines never to use on a girl!

7 Pick up lines never to use on a girl!


Yes you found that girl who looks cute and you have started dreaming about her. Apart from the regular-old pick up line ‘Do you believe in love at first sight- or should I walk by again?’ here are the hilarious pick up lines never to be used on a girl:

7 Pick up lines – use at your own risk:


1.“Something’s wrong with my eyes as I can’t take them off you.”

Girl’s Reaction: Ewww..I think you need an eye check up. Consult a doctor.
2.“Life without you is like a broken pencil..pointless.”

Girl’s Reaction: Ohh..so you think I am in school and we are exchanging stationery.

3.”You’re so sweet you are giving me a toothache.”

Girl’s Reaction: Ofcourse not. I am not sweet house owner. Better back off now.

4.”Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy.”

Girl’s Reaction: Oh please. Ridiculous. RTA help!

5.”Well, here I am what are your other two wishes!”

Girl’s Reaction: So you think you belong to the Aladdin’s genie show is it!

6.”Aside from being sexy what do you do for a living”

Girl’s Reaction: Yeah I stay away from the jerks so I get peace!

7.“You look as fresh as fruits, I want to be your vendor!”

Girl’s Reaction: So my thought was right. You are the fruitwale bhaiya!!


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